Damn it feels good to be a gangsta. I'm hilarious. I'm awesome. I like to sing. I'm spiritual but not religious. Republicans scare me. I live for lolcats. I also like bacon. I was commited to a pysch ward once, a long time ago. Carrie Fisher is kinda my hero. But so is Carly Simon. I used to be really into musicals but I've since developed a deep hatred for musical theatre performers. But I still secretly love a good showtune. I drink your milkshake.
since 1983.
 
 
 

This Is The Face of My Mental Illness

thechrisgethardshow:

imageI took this picture of myself at the end of a day I spent in bed, scared and crying, feeling alone and hopeless and completely desperate.

This is the face of my mental illness. This is the face of my sadness when it is at its most inexplicable and its most pronounced.

I am not ashamed of it.

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feministbatwoman:

gallifreyglo:

breadfaculty:

cognitivedissonance:

PREACH

that look is 50 shades of “what the fuck do you think, katie”

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Funny, ‘cause that’s the way I feel about how Ginsburg voted in the Buffer Zone decision.

feministbatwoman:

gallifreyglo:

breadfaculty:

cognitivedissonance:

PREACH

that look is 50 shades of “what the fuck do you think, katie”

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Funny, ‘cause that’s the way I feel about how Ginsburg voted in the Buffer Zone decision.

 
 
khealywu:

someauthorgirl:

bossybroads:

Please remember that being vegan is a privilege, and that judging anyone for not adopting such a lifestyle makes you a gaping asshole.

This guy is my kind of asshole.

Yes.

khealywu:

someauthorgirl:

bossybroads:

Please remember that being vegan is a privilege, and that judging anyone for not adopting such a lifestyle makes you a gaping asshole.

This guy is my kind of asshole.

Yes.

 
 

thebluthcompany:

1. Judge everyone and everything immediately and without question

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2. It’s better to be brutally honest than not stick to your principals

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3. Expletives make the lady

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4. Don’t waste your breath on those who don’t deserve it

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5. Never lower your…

 
 
 
 
 
 

tastefullyoffensive:

Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff [x]

Previously: Crazy Ideas That Are Borderline Genius

 
 

I don’t understand exercising.

rafi-dangelo:

The most annoying comment I regularly hear from people who go to the gym everyday is, “I love working out!  Once you start doing it, you’ll feel better and then you have to go.”

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No.  YOU love it.  I’ve never loved it.  There is absolutely nothing about going to the gym that I like and I don’t understand why you’re so passionate about it.  Going to the gym is a huge chore that I don’t get any pleasure from other than having boys look at me in the club which is the absolute worst motivation to do anything ever.

I don’t “get” the gym, so I most certainly don’t understand CrossFit or this article from The Atlantic about working out so hard you vomit.

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omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies??? by Anonymous

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material