Damn it feels good to be a gangsta. I'm hilarious. I'm awesome. I like to sing. I'm spiritual but not religious. Republicans scare me. I live for lolcats. I also like bacon. I was commited to a pysch ward once, a long time ago. Carrie Fisher is kinda my hero. But so is Carly Simon. I used to be really into musicals but I've since developed a deep hatred for musical theatre performers. But I still secretly love a good showtune. I drink your milkshake.
since 1983.
 
 
 
sesamestreet:

Doin’ the Pigeon. 

sesamestreet:

Doin’ the Pigeon. 

 
 

spookychan:

itsmamrie:

america in a nutshell

My favorite past-time—- infomercial fuck-up-ery.

Was that woman in the first panel surprised find she was wearing a bra? Does she think her boobs are lost?

Why do Fruit Bars make women face plant into shoddily constructed tables?

Why is that other guy trying to clean up wine with a VHS tape?

And I don’t even know what that fuckhead is doing with his hat….

(Source: i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken)

 
 

(Source: beautifulspooky)

 
 
 
 
 
 

bemusedlybespectacled:

ALWAYS REBLOG KAT DENNINGS SLAMMING SLUT SHAMING

 
 

giraffepoliceforce:

"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.

 
 
khealywu:

lifesizedtales:

I adore this man.

Ugh look at Dawkins’ stupid smirking little shitface.

khealywu:

lifesizedtales:

I adore this man.

Ugh look at Dawkins’ stupid smirking little shitface.

(Source: kimbirdley)

 
 
electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOUlike BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

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surisburnbook:

Prince George bears an uncanny resemblance to the fellow who does my taxes. That guy is like 65, but he has the exact same haircut and also occasionally walks like he might have had martinis for lunch.

surisburnbook:

Prince George bears an uncanny resemblance to the fellow who does my taxes. That guy is like 65, but he has the exact same haircut and also occasionally walks like he might have had martinis for lunch.