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Thu, 16 May 2013 21:29:23 -0400

"As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you want me to say,..."

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:17:13 -0400

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As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you want me to say, seriously?

Do you want me to say, “It was a great plan, mwahahaha!” before I fly off on a magic carpet?

I was born and raised in this country and was just as shocked as everyone else to learn there were people on this earth so vile as to commit such a horrific attack - or to even think about doing it.

But I didn’t do it. Neither did 99.999999999 percent of the roughly 1.5 billion people in the world who also call themselves Muslims. So why should I or any other Muslim apologize for what happened?

Nickleback is planning on releasing another album. Should I ask white people to apologize for that?

”

- Aman Ali (via princessbindi)

I’m white and I apologize for Nickleback.

Nova Quinn: Layers of Regina - Updated

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:38:37 -0400

Nova Quinn: Layers of Regina - Updated:

theevilqueenscully:

Unless I’m mistaken, Lana has played 67 different Reginas.

Young Regina

Engaged to King After Heart Break Regina

Young and Lonely Queen Regina

Desperately Trying to Revive Daniel Queen Regina

Fuck This Shit - Imma Kill Some Girl and be a Magic Apprentice Queen Regina

Husband? What husband?…

choosechoice: Wedding ring ad doing it right

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:30:49 -0400

choosechoice:

Wedding ring ad doing it right

televisionwithoutpity: emilianadarling: When you play the game...

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:34:55 -0400

televisionwithoutpity:

emilianadarling:

When you play the game of butts, cheek is better than thigh. (x)

I’ve never seen Game of Thrones, but I’ll certainly watch Game of Butts for hours on end.

shitroughdrafts: A Letter to Jay-Z from Baz Luhrmann, Director...

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:33:53 -0400

shitroughdrafts:

A Letter to Jay-Z from Baz Luhrmann, Director of The Great Gatsby.

tastefullyoffensive: [whyatt]

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:59:27 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[whyatt]

I will always reblog MST3K gifs no matter what.

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:45:48 -0400

I will always reblog MST3K gifs no matter what.

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:02:41 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

tvhousehusband: #MemeMaam

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:25:12 -0400

tvhousehusband:

#MemeMaam

STFU, Sexists.: alexandraerin: writeswrongs: alexandraerin replied to your post: I...

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:23:51 -0400

STFU, Sexists.: alexandraerin: writeswrongs: alexandraerin replied to your post: I...:

alexandraerin:

writeswrongs:

alexandraerin replied to your post: I think the most damaging thing to the owners was their reaction after the show. They threatened and abused people. They actively searched for people posting about their restaurant just to harass them. They…

devilduck: Six Million Dollar Man bubble bath… The intern at...

Mon, 13 May 2013 23:37:08 -0400

devilduck:

Six Million Dollar Man bubble bath…

The intern at this firm’s art department banged out this design in less than 20 minutes while hungover as a fly buzzed his head repeatedly.

.

kwmurphy: mkupperman: From the 1970s: Clippys Detective...

Mon, 13 May 2013 23:18:58 -0400

kwmurphy:

mkupperman:

From the 1970s: Clippys Detective Scissors.

WHERE THE HELL IS HEC RAMSEY?!!!!

I want Columbo!

juiceaholic: melancholyprostate: SCHOOLED,...

Sat, 11 May 2013 22:08:29 -0400

juiceaholic:

melancholyprostate:

SCHOOLED, MOTHERFUCKER

decease though

fezzingly: I feel like a rare breed of human female who does not feel attracted to Channing Tatum...

Sat, 11 May 2013 20:58:44 -0400

fezzingly:

I feel like a rare breed of human female who does not feel attracted to Channing Tatum at all

WHAT THE HELL IS A CHANNING TATUM?

Is he on Disney?

I feel old now. Somebody get me my walker.

thedarklordsay10: priestlyandtish: drunkenspeecheson-sobriety: ...

Sat, 11 May 2013 20:21:12 -0400

thedarklordsay10:

priestlyandtish:

drunkenspeecheson-sobriety:

reblogging again because it’s absolutely incredible

important as fuck

can i put this on my refrigerator

I will ALWAYS reblog this

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:57:03 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

chuellesee: positivelypersistentteach: bubbleslayer: (boost...

Sat, 11 May 2013 18:48:01 -0400

chuellesee:

positivelypersistentteach:

bubbleslayer:

(boost the signal)

Charles Ramsey is a hero. He doesn’t wear a suit of high-tech armor. He doesn’t wear a cape. He’s just an ordinary guy,living an ordinary life.

Then, he saw a woman asking for help.

And he helped her.

He didn’t walk away.

He didn’t think of himself.

He just helped her.

It took less than a day for someone to make this heroic man into a joke.

As proud as Charles Ramsey makes me to be a human, those people make me ashamed.

No, he doesn’t speak perfectly.

No, he didn’t take the time to fix his hair before he went on camera.

He’s an African American man from an economically depressed neighborhood, city, and state.

And for that, he’s mocked and ridiculed.

It breaks my heart.

Now, in yet another heroic moment Mr. Ramsey’s response to Anderson Cooper’s inquiry about a possible reward Charles has proven he’s truly worthy of the hero mantle.

No, no, no. Bro, I’m a Christian, an American, and just like you. We bleed same blood, put our pants on the same way. It’s just that you got to put that – being a coward, and I don’t want to get in nobody’s business. You got to put that away for a minute…I tell you what you do, give [the reward] to them. Because if folks been following this case since last night, you been following me since last night, you know I got a job anyway. Just went picked it up, paycheck. What that address say? […] 2203 Seymour. Where are them girls living? Right next door to this paycheck. So yes, take that reward and give it to—that little girl[.]

Thank you Charles Ramsey.

Thank you.

The full interview w/ Anderson Cooper can be found here.

http://ac360.blogs.cnn.com/?iref=allsearch

As a Clevelander, I am sadden for the things my city is known for. For those not following closely, 11 bodies — Women of Color - were found in Anthony Sowell’s basement in 2009. There’s a book that address this problem called Nobody’s Women. Cleveland officials responded by saying that more would be done to find missing women and children, more resources dedicated to this pursuit. The reaction the the 911 operator seriously concerns me. But, there is something else that just makes me sick.

As I’ve seen pointed out on Tumblr many times, missing white children get a lot more attention in Cleveland media than children of other races. Ramsey touched on the issue of race with his comments during his initial interview when he said when a white girl is running to a black man, you know something is wrong. There are serious race issues that go un-addressed in Cleveland to the point that we don’t spend time and resources equally among races and likely gender which doesn’t just create unjust situations it leads to rapes and murder.

Ramsey is a hero, and people like him are the reason why I know there is still a lot of good in Cleveland despite these horrors.

But we need to do better.

EDITED TO ADD: AND I DARE ANY OF THESE REPUBLICANS WHO SAY YOU CAN’T GET PREGNANT FROM A TRUE RAPE TO EXPLAIN THIS. EXPLAIN THIS.

Ramsey for Congress.

THIS.

caboosealmighty: Rifftrax Titanic

Fri, 10 May 2013 16:59:15 -0400

caboosealmighty:

Rifftrax Titanic

funnyordie: The Punniest ‘Great Gatsby’ Reviews Critics, even...

Fri, 10 May 2013 16:16:36 -0400

funnyordie:

The Punniest ‘Great Gatsby’ Reviews

Critics, even from these obscure publications, are really reaching with some of their Great Gatsby puns.