Heinous Fuckery Most Foul
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta. I'm hilarious. I'm awesome. I like to sing. I'm spiritual but not religious. Republicans scare me. I live for lolcats. I also like bacon. I was commited to a pysch ward once, a long time ago. Carrie Fisher is kinda my hero. But so is Carly Simon. I used to be really into musicals but I've since developed a deep hatred for musical theatre performers. But I still secretly love a good showtune. I drink your milkshake.
since 1983.
 
 
 

put the lotion in the fucking basket

One of my dear friends is contemplating moving in with her boyfriend. So they’ve been talking about it, planning the merging of the things, etc.

And I guess he said something to her about how when they live together she can only have 2 lotions on the bedroom dresser.  Because she currently has like….15 or so.

And the indignant part of me is all, “Oh HELL no! No man is going to tell me what I can have on my dresser. BITCH PLEASE.”

And then the logical confused part of me is all….”How many lotions do you fucking need??? Who has 15 lotions?”

ZOMGIDONTUNDERSTAND

 
 
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