put the lotion in the fucking basket
One of my dear friends is contemplating moving in with her boyfriend. So they’ve been talking about it, planning the merging of the things, etc.
And I guess he said something to her about how when they live together she can only have 2 lotions on the bedroom dresser. Because she currently has like….15 or so.
And the indignant part of me is all, “Oh HELL no! No man is going to tell me what I can have on my dresser. BITCH PLEASE.”
And then the logical confused part of me is all….”How many lotions do you fucking need??? Who has 15 lotions?”